Why did the boy stare at the car radio?
He wanted to watch a car-tune.

What did the bug say when it was stepped on?
Nothing! Bugs can't talk.

What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing you?
Seven after one.

What runs all over town but never comes inside?
The street.

What do pigs put into their computers?
Sloppy disks.

What has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.

What did the leaves name their son?
Russell.

Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
Because they're hard to iron.

What key won't open any door?
A monkey.

When is a theater clumsy?
When the curtain falls.

Why did the driver throw money in the street?
So he could stop on a dime.